WEDDING PLANNER'S NIGHTMARE

Your Reputation Is One Seating Disaster Away

Hey Lisa, remember that wedding where Excel crashed at 3AM and you lost 6 hours of seating work? Or when the bride called screaming because her divorced parents were at the same table? Your business depends on perfect seating - one mistake kills referrals forever.

The Wedding Planner's Secret Fears:

  • "What if I seat the groom's ex-girlfriend at the head table?"
  • "The bride will destroy me on social media if I mess this up"
  • "I have no life - every weekend is ruined by seating charts"
  • "One bad review and my referral business is dead"
  • "I forgot Uncle Bob is gluten-free and now he's sick"
Zero bad reviews guaranteed
Sleep peacefully again
1000+ wedding planners rescued
THE WEDDING PLANNER'S CURSE

Every Seating Mistake Is
Career Suicide

Your reputation lives or dies by perfect seating. One disaster and it's all over.

Business Killer

One Mistake

Seat the bride's ex at the head table and watch your referral business die. Social media reviews will destroy you in hours.

Wedding Reality: 87% of bookings come from referrals. One bad seating = business death.

Life Stealer

No Life

Every weekend consumed by seating charts. Miss family events, skip date nights, cancel friendships. All for table arrangements.

The Price: "I work 70+ hours/week and can't even go to brunch with friends"

Mental Torture

Panic Attacks

3AM spreadsheet crashes. Bride screaming calls. Dietary disaster nightmares. Your mental health is collateral damage.

The Reality: "I have anxiety dreams about table numbers and divorced cousins"

The Moment Everything Changed

"The bride found out I seated her estranged father next to her new stepmom. She fired me 3 days before the wedding, demanded a full refund, and left me a 1-star Google review that killed 6 months of potential bookings. All because Excel crashed and I lost track of the family drama."

- Sarah K., Former Wedding Planner (lost her business to seating disasters)

THE SOLUTION

Your Seating Chart Nightmare
Ends Tonight

Sitr kills your seating chart problems in 3 minutes. Automatic assignments. Zero conflicts. Happy guests. And you get your weekends back.

Perfect Seating Chart

CONFLICT-FREE

✅ What You Get:

  • Perfect table assignments in 30 seconds
  • Dietary restrictions automatically tracked
  • Plus-ones handled seamlessly
  • Zero double-bookings, guaranteed
  • Instant updates to all guests

🚫 What Disappears:

  • 3am spreadsheet panic sessions
  • "Where do I sit?" phone calls
  • Lost email chains with dietary info
  • Manual guest list management
  • Event day seating disasters

The Transformation

3 Min

Setup time (not 3 days)

0

Seating conflicts guaranteed

100%

Happy guests at your events

The $5,700 Per Year Nightmare

Your "free" spreadsheets are bleeding you dry...

$750

Your time per event

15 hours of hell × $50/hour

$200

Stress & damage cost

Mistakes, complaints, reputation hits

$950

Total cost per nightmare

6 events = $5,700/year!

🔥 ONE-TIME ESCAPE PAYMENT

End Your Nightmare Forever
For the Price of One Disaster

Why pay $950+ per event in hidden costs when you can escape the nightmare FOREVER with one small payment?

🧮 Nightmare Calculator:

Your FIRST event with Sitr saves you $925+

That's 1,887% ROI on your escape investment!

Escape Plan

Break free from small nightmares

ONE-TIME ESCAPE FEE

$20 $270/yr

Up to 6 events • LIFETIME

Save $250+ vs. monthly hell!

Escape spreadsheet hell
Zero seating conflicts
Save 15+ hours per event
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ROI: 4,650% on first event

ULTIMATE FREEDOM

Freedom Forever

Complete nightmare elimination

ONE-TIME FREEDOM PAYMENT

$49 $588/yr

UNLIMITED events • FOREVER

Save $539+ vs. monthly nightmare!

Unlimited seating charts
Automatic dietary tracking
Advanced analytics
Priority support

ROI: 3,650% in saved time

Enterprise

For large operations

Custom

Tailored nightmare elimination

White-label solution
Dedicated success manager
API integrations

The Devastating Truth About Your Current "System"

💀 Keep Using Spreadsheets

Wasted time per event (15 hrs × $50) $750
Stress damage & mistakes $200
Lost reputation & referrals Priceless
Your weekend + sanity GONE

Nightmare cost per year: $5,700+

✨ End It With Sitr

One-time freedom payment $49
Time per event (30 min × $50) $25
Stress & nightmare fuel $0
Your weekend + sanity SAVED

Freedom cost per year: $199
$5,501 NIGHTMARE ENDED

You save this EVERY YEAR with Sitr

That's an 11,122% ROI on ending your nightmare!

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Don't Waste Another Weekend

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