Hey Lisa, remember that wedding where Excel crashed at 3AM and you lost 6 hours of seating work? Or when the bride called screaming because her divorced parents were at the same table? Your business depends on perfect seating - one mistake kills referrals forever.
Your reputation lives or dies by perfect seating. One disaster and it's all over.
Seat the bride's ex at the head table and watch your referral business die. Social media reviews will destroy you in hours.
Every weekend consumed by seating charts. Miss family events, skip date nights, cancel friendships. All for table arrangements.
3AM spreadsheet crashes. Bride screaming calls. Dietary disaster nightmares. Your mental health is collateral damage.
"The bride found out I seated her estranged father next to her new stepmom. She fired me 3 days before the wedding, demanded a full refund, and left me a 1-star Google review that killed 6 months of potential bookings. All because Excel crashed and I lost track of the family drama."
- Sarah K., Former Wedding Planner (lost her business to seating disasters)
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Setup time (not 3 days)
Seating conflicts guaranteed
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Your "free" spreadsheets are bleeding you dry...
Your time per event
15 hours of hell × $50/hour
Stress & damage cost
Mistakes, complaints, reputation hits
Total cost per nightmare
6 events = $5,700/year!
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